This may come as a shock to all of you long-time readers (tee-hee), but I am in such a good mood today that I don't feel like ranting. Hold the heart attacks though. I'm sure I'll be curmudgeonly by tomorrow and will bring you the full force of my anger towards humanity.
I'm all about fun stuff today. And also, this may come as another shock, I am not drunk. Yet. Still I am happy. Possibly there is something wrong with the universe.